Jessizoid

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  • Союз нерушимый республик свободных
    Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
    Да здравствует созданный волей народов
    Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!

    Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
    И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
    Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
    На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.

    Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
    Счастья народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

    Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
    Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
    Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
    Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!

    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Славы народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
    August 11
  • Kitten
    I'm on now!
    August 8
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      I'm online now too! I'll come find you!
  • 誰もが私を憎む!
    August 1
  • 私は地球最大の失望です!
    June 16
  • I wanna d i e.
    January 16
  • Do u kno de wey
    January 10
  • SCREECH
    January 8
  • MERRY CRISIS
    December 2017
  • RIP VFK's Servers.
    November 2017
  • HBforever
    Hi! Do you still have a costume you would like to enter for the contest? Delaying dead line by 3 more days!
    November 2017
  • "Can I have your HOST hat? ..........I'm never going to wear it, I just want it."
    November 2017
  • Literally my favorite thing of all time is when...

    ME: Hey [title] could you please not use your fairy magic right now? It's giving me bad lag... :)
    THEM: *completely and utterly ignores every word I said*
    ME: Okay yes that is fine, I love to suffer in silence.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    November 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      OKAY BUT EVEN BETTER IS WHEN...

      ME: *after 10 attempts of communicating politely* YO [title] CAN U BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS AND PLS NOT USE YOUR FAIRY MAGIC RIGHT NOW??? I GOT BAD LAG MAN.
      THEM: Wow um rude???? Ask nicely and maybe I'll consider but otherwise NO I can DO WHAT I WANT!
      ME: *smashing my head against my desk*

      Like... come on man. Can u not read. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • EleanorRose
      EleanorRose
      just a FYI.. If you kindly ask a person to stand still as a fairy the wings will stop moving and it causes zero lag and will be no problem.. :)
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      This was.................... a joke.......................... humor........................ to cover up the fact that I've given up................ :)))))))
    • MistyMew
      MistyMew
      I found these really funny!
    • EleanorRose
      EleanorRose
      oh lol
  • [Ike voice] You'll get no sympathy from me.
    November 2017
  • ♪ WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THAT'S AMORE. ♪
    October 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      ♪ WHEN YOU SWIM IN A CREEK AND AN EEL BITES YOUR CHEEK, THAT'S A MORAY. ♪
  • I'M LAUGHING AT VFK'S SERVERS RN
    October 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      RIP VFK'S SERVERS
      OCTOBER 27TH 2017
      6:15PM to 6:26PM EDT
  • Antique Shop Summary: Disappointed but not surprised.
    October 2017
  • Squid
    Are you by chance trading your set of 2010 halloween ballgowns? If so, what are your wants?
    October 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      No, I'm not trading them, sorry!! If I change my mind in the future I'll let you know though.
  • I log into VFK.

    History: Alive.
    Ages: Epic.
    Dragons: Lagging.

    I forcibly crash and am escorted from VFK.
    October 2017
  • Decided to buy a Silver Dragon Membership instead of a required $70 textbook; I clearly have my priorities straight.
    October 2017