Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
~Who's There~
Spoiler:
YER MOM
(I'm really sorry about this people who read. I saw the spoiler tip and wanted to try it)

Comments

  • GREAT SPOILER! haha! XD

    Love the spoiler!  How did you do it?!

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    thank you dazzlerdream for the signature
  • Yeah, I wanna do a spoiler. :o
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  • way cool  :D

    i like Halloween and adventure movies
    umm i think thats it
    miss clue: chapter 6
  • Hey guys!

    lol
    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
  • Okay, this isn't a knock-knock joke, but I thought it was cool

    [Mary's Father had 5 children]

    • Lala
    • Lele
    • Lili
    • Lolo

    What was the name of the fifth daughter? If you can answer it, you're a genius. I bet a lot of y'all will get it wrong!


    Spoiler:
    It was Lulu! Get it? Look at the letters in the five daughters name. It went A, E, I, O. And, the last daughter's name was Lulu. It's just a thought. :)

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  • i dont get it

    i like Halloween and adventure movies
    umm i think thats it
    miss clue: chapter 6
  • LOLOL that's clever 

    forgive me, I peeked at the spoiler!  AHHHHH
    :))
    I am a total mystery girl!
    Never without my magnifying glass <3
    MarzipanFromBluewiz3
    Thanks to @bluewiz for this amazing Secret Santa Christmas present!!
  • @Llama how did you make the spoiler?
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  • LOL. I have a joke:

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Wire

    Wire who?

    Wire you answering the door for strangers? O_o XD

    FANTASTIC! Thanks Taco!!

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  • LOL @pinkyb
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    Thank you TACOCAT for my awesome signature pic!
  • LOLOLOL that's a good one
    I am a total mystery girl!
    Never without my magnifying glass <3
    MarzipanFromBluewiz3
    Thanks to @bluewiz for this amazing Secret Santa Christmas present!!
  • Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    It me
    It me who?
    It me, HoneyLemon....

    *cue hysterical laughing in the distance*

    "So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers"honeylmskjfl

  • Now I want to do a knock knock joke post.

    FANTASTIC! Thanks Taco!!

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  • What do you call a magical owl?

    Spoiler:



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  • "spoiler" Wow
  • Spoiler:


    trying it out


  • the answer to the fifth child's name is . . . . . .


    <<<<<DRUM ROLL>>>>>

    lol


    8-X
    Spoiler:
    for it was Mary
    Mary had a little lamb,
    a little pork,
    a little jam,
    a little tea,
    a little toast,
    some pickles and
    a great big roast!

    an ice cream soda topped with fizz!
    and Boy! how sick our Mary is!!

    *hope y'all liked it! :D *


    frozen

    MMMMMMM …. CHOCOLATE!!!!!!



  • Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Spell

    Spell who

    W-H-O


    Anyone get it?
    :)) 
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    "May the stars shine down on you."
    -Rosalina ♥
  • What kind of an apple isn't an apple?

    Spoiler:
    A pineapple!

    Can you get it without checking the Spoiler? ;)

    Ask before taking.
  • What do you call a fake noodle?

    Spoiler:
    a impasta!

    image
    "May the stars shine down on you."
    -Rosalina ♥

  • frozen

    MMMMMMM …. CHOCOLATE!!!!!!



  • Spoiler:

    trying it

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