RYAN BASS: the next generation - Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6

Ryan weatherbee stared ahead in the seattle washington sewer & saw in front of him a giant cheeto with an axe.
"hi im justine the giant cheeto welcome to my typography class in the seattle washington sewer please take a seat" justine the giant cheeto said to ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball took a seat at a desk in the sewer.
"we're gonna learn about the letter G today go ahead & trace the letter G" justine the giant cheeto said. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball traced the letter G.
"ok now scan the letter G into adobe illustrator" justine the giant cheeto said. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball scanned the letter G into illustrator.
"ok now trace the letter G in illustrator" justine the giant cheeto said. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball traced the letter G in illustrator.
"ok now print the letter G out & trace it again on paper" justine the giant cheeto said. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball printed the letter G out & traced it on paper.
"ok now rip up your letter G traces" justine the giant cheeto said. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball ripped up their letter G traces.
"ok now scan the ripped up letter G's back into illustrator" justine the giant cheeto said. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball scanned their ripped up letter G's back into illustrator.
"ok now trace your ripped up letter G's in illustrator." justine the giant cheeto said. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom traced their ripped up letter G's in illustrator.
"why didnt you print out your new traces?" justine the giant cheeto asked ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball, who were half way through tracing their ripped up letter G's.
"you didnt tell us to print them out" ryan weatherbee said to justine the giant cheeto. Justine the giant cheeto then screamed at the top of her lungs & swung her ax around like a crazy person as dead rats fell out of her mouth.
"IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!" justine the giant cheeto shouted then she chased ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball down the seattle washington sewer while yelling out different fonts. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball ran through the seattle washington sewer & passed a pipe filled with laid off her interactive employees surrounding a windows 98 desktop computer & eating donuts & justine the giant cheeto chased after them yodeling like a bafoon & swinging her ax around while dead rats poured out of her mouth. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball got to the end of the sewer & were stopped by a huge sewage waterfall & they looked at each other & jumped down the waterfall & splashed down in the sewage & were sucked down a drain & then before they knew it they were falling out of a sink faucet in an art studio & they couldnt believe what they saw.

Find out what ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball saw in the next chapter of RYAN BASS: the next generation.
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