Quite obviously here you are a farm girl who knows that the Turkeys live in the Straw and must flush them out with a Sharp Stick. However, please be aware that if you are in Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Georgia, Louisiana, Nevada, North Carolina, or South Carolina this is illegal as there is no Fall Wild Turkey Season, and in some states this hasn't started yet. But if these are Private Domesticated Fowl then you may Proceed.
First of all, how did you escape the tube????!!!!!!! Second, you are clearly a submersible device that is sent into the deep to take pictures of all the giant squid and mermaids that are down there that we have no photographic proof of yet. The light around you is to attract such creatures, like a lantern fish. I must caution you that mermaids probably like to eat such lights so there is a fair chance you will be consumed shortly. I assume this is why we have yet to capture their image. Mermaids, please stop eating our cameras. Just break them.
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