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What's black and white and goes round and round



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  • idk
    what???

    i like Halloween and adventure movies
    umm i think thats it
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  • I don't know o.o
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  • A penguin in a revolving door
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  • @Incredible_Fox I was going to say penguin. :o Great minds think alike.

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  • edited July 2015

    this isn't a joke but I've always loved this:

    Spoiler:

    one bright morning in the middle of the night
    two dead boys got up to fight
    back to back they faced each other
    with their swords they shot each other
    a deaf policeman heard the noise
    and came and killed the two dead boys!

    and if you don't believe me - ask the blind man!

    h
    e saw it all!

    lol


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  • @Mamasama That is really funny!!!!!!!!!!!! I hadn't heard that before!  =))
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  • edited July 2015
    What can you serve but not eat?

    Spoiler:
    A tennis ball!
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  • edited July 2015
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Tank!
    Tank who?
    Spoiler:

    Your welcome!
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  • Lol I like these!
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  • lololol @mamasama.  I really enjoyed that.  :D

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  • edited July 2015

    @SkyLamb

    @Trinityy

    - Thank you!!! hehe - poems my mama taught me!  

    There's another that comes to mind - but I don't think I can post it here! :O


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  • When is the moon heaviest?

    Spoiler:
    when its full!

    I got it off a Popsicle stick!
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  • These are so funny guys!!

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  • @iMinute You should tell a joke!
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  • Hm, it's quite a bad joke. But I'll try. XD

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • edited July 2015
    Omg why DID the chicken cross the road??!!?
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  • Because he was too chicken! Hehe.

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  • O LOL i haven't heard that before!!! 
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  • =))
    Okay guys I gotta get one now, hold on! 
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  • I think I just thought of it one day ROTFL

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  • LOL hey guys! :D
    alright I got one!
    What has a bark, but no bite?
    Spoiler:
    A tree :D
  • Oh guys I love this one!
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. 
    Spoiler:
    Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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  • Ooo good one sparkle!
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  • LOL Both of your jokes

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  • rofl :D
    I have 2 cats and 1 fish.  I love sports, my favorite color is yellow
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  • Okay guys I have another one!
    Light travels faster than sound. 
    Spoiler:
    This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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  • Lol good one @Fowzy
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