PUNtabulous thread for PUN Lords & PUN Ladies

MagentaDream

GIFT said:

4th pun: Mitosis (my toe sis)

2nd to the last: cos 789 (cause 7 ate 9)

:D

  You never fail to make me laugh, @GIFT!!

MagentaDream

@GIFT You haven't posted in awhile, miss your punny posts! :D

GIFT

More puns for groaners! :D

Purrfect said:

@GIFT You haven't posted in awhile, miss your punny posts! :D

I was gathering intel...  lololols

@Purrfect

MagentaDream

More puns for groaners! :D

Purrfect said:

@GIFT You haven't posted in awhile, miss your punny posts! :D

I was gathering intel...  lololols

@Purrfect

Ahahahha! Make me laugh every time!

Blossom

@GIFT I love these every time you post them!

We need to do this every Friday!

Here is my contribution:

 

MagentaDream

GIFT

Thank you! 

Get it?

Muahaahahaha...

GIFT

Happy St. Patrick's day 2020!!!

GIFT

TO ANY PERSON WHO GET THIS, I HOPE YOU GO TO THE FINEST PLACES ON EARTH. 

After the quarantine of course.... 

GIFT

Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it ....pull myself together

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I hope it made you smile 

MagentaDream

@GIFT CLEVER :)

GIFT

Don't say I didn't warn you.... XD :P :P :P

GIFT

MAY 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIFT

MistyMew

ROFL!! I don't know where you find these lol Thank you for the late night laughs gift!!!

GIFT

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Auntie_Skybluepink

GIFT said:

This as corny as corny can get... :))

AWW SHUCKS, QUICK! TELL POP CORN, HES THE KERNEL.

Auntie_Skybluepink

IF IT WAS A FORMER BEAUTICIAN, THEN IT WAS THE CORNROWS. OK... BACKING OUT SLOWLY... (KEEP THEM UP, THEY SURE ARE GOOD TO BRING SMILES, LAUGHS, AND GOOD GROANS!

GIFT

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO