RYAN BASS: the next generation - Chapter 3
CHAPTER 3
Ryan weatherbee couldnt believe what he saw when he stared down at his quizznos sub & so he passed out. Then he woke up & saw that there were cucumber slices on his sub & so he threw the sub into the streets & hit lady gaga in the face with it & then lady gaga picked up the cucumber slices & said "this is my new album" & then named her album "joanne" after the late JOANNE the crazed blue cucumber & then she rolled away in dust with her cucumber slices.
"whyd you throw your sub away?" quin roseboom the giant tennis ball asked ryan weatherbee.
"it had...cucumbers..." ryan weatherbee said to quin roseboom the giant tennis ball then he shivered.
"ryan you cant be afraid of cucumbers forever. JOANNE is dead. she cant hurt us anymore." quin roseboom the giant tennis ball said then the floor started buckling & ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball fell through an endless pit of darkness & landed in the TMZ offices.
"hi im harvey ur hired we just got a huge tip on a celebrity wedding here" harvey from TMZ said to ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball then he gave the two a video tape & told them to play the video tape during their broadcast. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball played the video tape & realized it was a wedding video of raini rodriguez & leonardo dicaprio. Then immediately after broadcasting their wedding video, raini rodriguez bursted through the door crying.
"HOW COULD YOU RELEASE MY WEDDING TAPE?!" raini rodriguez shouted then she died cuz she couldnt take it so then ryan weatherbee called an undertaker & then they buried raini rodriguez & then mariah carey visted her grave. After killing raini rodriguez, ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball were fired from TMZ so they decided to go to Ecuador, where there was a huge nation wide mac & cheese event going on & ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball began sampling mac & cheese & then katie marinara sauce the giant with the 500 foot long forehead walked by & didn't say hi to ryan weatherbee, which offended him so he jumped into a giant tub of mac & cheese & found a baby in the tub of mac & cheese.
"quin is this my baby?" ryan weatherbee asked quin roseboom the giant tennis ball.
"idk lets get a dna test" quin roseboom the giant tennis ball said to ryan weatherbee then the three of them went to go to the hospital when they were struck by a meteor.
Find out what happens to ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball in the next chapter of RYAN BASS: the next generation.
Ryan weatherbee couldnt believe what he saw when he stared down at his quizznos sub & so he passed out. Then he woke up & saw that there were cucumber slices on his sub & so he threw the sub into the streets & hit lady gaga in the face with it & then lady gaga picked up the cucumber slices & said "this is my new album" & then named her album "joanne" after the late JOANNE the crazed blue cucumber & then she rolled away in dust with her cucumber slices.
"whyd you throw your sub away?" quin roseboom the giant tennis ball asked ryan weatherbee.
"it had...cucumbers..." ryan weatherbee said to quin roseboom the giant tennis ball then he shivered.
"ryan you cant be afraid of cucumbers forever. JOANNE is dead. she cant hurt us anymore." quin roseboom the giant tennis ball said then the floor started buckling & ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball fell through an endless pit of darkness & landed in the TMZ offices.
"hi im harvey ur hired we just got a huge tip on a celebrity wedding here" harvey from TMZ said to ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball then he gave the two a video tape & told them to play the video tape during their broadcast. Ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball played the video tape & realized it was a wedding video of raini rodriguez & leonardo dicaprio. Then immediately after broadcasting their wedding video, raini rodriguez bursted through the door crying.
"HOW COULD YOU RELEASE MY WEDDING TAPE?!" raini rodriguez shouted then she died cuz she couldnt take it so then ryan weatherbee called an undertaker & then they buried raini rodriguez & then mariah carey visted her grave. After killing raini rodriguez, ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball were fired from TMZ so they decided to go to Ecuador, where there was a huge nation wide mac & cheese event going on & ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball began sampling mac & cheese & then katie marinara sauce the giant with the 500 foot long forehead walked by & didn't say hi to ryan weatherbee, which offended him so he jumped into a giant tub of mac & cheese & found a baby in the tub of mac & cheese.
"quin is this my baby?" ryan weatherbee asked quin roseboom the giant tennis ball.
"idk lets get a dna test" quin roseboom the giant tennis ball said to ryan weatherbee then the three of them went to go to the hospital when they were struck by a meteor.
Find out what happens to ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball in the next chapter of RYAN BASS: the next generation.