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The adventures of Ryan bass - Chapter 13
CHAPTER 13
Ryan weatherbee landed in a small kitchen sink head first & then hopped out of the sink and was greeted by a giant potato.
"Hi im katie c im a potato." Katie c, the giant potato said to ryan weatherbee.
"Hi im ryan weatherbee i lost my bass guitar some crazy woman who is a state of virginia enthusiast stole it" Ryan weatherbee, still faceless, said to katie c the giant potato.
"Thats so unfortunate lets make cupcakes" Katie c the giant potato said to ryan weatherbee.
"ok" ryan weatherbee said to katie c the giant potato. Katie c the giant potato then got out cupcake ingredients and then katie c the giant potato and ryan weatherbee started making cupcakes. Ryan weatherbee set the oven for 60000 degrees and then katie c the giant potato put the bowl of cupcake batter straight inside the oven and then set the timer for 26 hours.
"Lets paint our nails while we wait" katie c the giant potato said to ryan weatherbee.
"ok" ryan weatherbee said to katie c the giant potato. Katie c the giant potato then got out her nail polish and ryan weatherbee chose the color black and started painting his nails black while katie c the giant potato painted hers rainbow colors and then a woman with a tasteful side bob crashed her car through katie c the giant potato's kitchen. The woman with the tasteful side bob walked into the demolished kitchen and ryan weatherbee couldnt believe who the woman with the tasteful side bob was. Ryan weatherbee was so excited to see his stylish mother, Jen PUMA standing in front of him.
"mom" ryan weatherbee cried out.
"Hi why did you crash into my kitchen" katie c the giant potato asked jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother.
"Get away from her ryan shes EVIL!!" jen puma, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother called out and then she karate chopped katie c the giant potato into a bunch of french fries.
"Hi mom why did you karate chop that potato" ryan weatherbee asked jen PUMA, his stylish mom.
"Hi ryan that potato is a known criminal she poisons cupcakes and then gives them to little children and then the children die" jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mom said to ryan weatherbee.
"oh ok can you help me find my bass guitar?" Ryan weatherbee asked jen PUMA, his stylish mother.
"Ryan i came here to save you from this dimension your great aunt martha is at the end of this rope in the treehouse" jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother said to ryan weatherbee gesturing to the rope tied around her foot and leading outside into the sky.
"but mom i cant leave without my beloved bass guitar" ryan weatherbee said to jen PUMA, his stylish mother. Then all of a sudden jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother felt a tug on her rope and then the two looked outside and saw martha, ryan weatherbee's great aunt, plumiting from the sky. Martha, ryan weatherbee's great aunt, fell down in the middle of the street and was run over by 6 trucks and then died.
"oh no great aunt martha was run over by 6 trucks & is now dead thats so upsetting" jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother said.
"oh well i gotta go find my bass guitar bye" ryan weatherbee said to jen PUMA, his stylish mother.
"But what about me how am i supposed to get out of this dimension?" Jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother, asked ryan weatherbee.
"idk" ryan weatherbee said to jen PUMA, his stylish mother. Katie c the giant potato's fridge then opened and then sucked jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother, into it and she screamed and ryan weatherbee watched it happen. Then a girl named kelli walked in the kitchen and said "I poop once a week." Then the entire kitchen burst into flames because ryan weatherbee had set the oven to 6000 degrees and then ryan weatherbee fell through the burning kitchen floor and was transported to Malibu california and couldnt believe what he saw.
Find out what ryan weatherbee saw in the next chapter of the adventures of ryan bass.
Ryan weatherbee landed in a small kitchen sink head first & then hopped out of the sink and was greeted by a giant potato.
"Hi im katie c im a potato." Katie c, the giant potato said to ryan weatherbee.
"Hi im ryan weatherbee i lost my bass guitar some crazy woman who is a state of virginia enthusiast stole it" Ryan weatherbee, still faceless, said to katie c the giant potato.
"Thats so unfortunate lets make cupcakes" Katie c the giant potato said to ryan weatherbee.
"ok" ryan weatherbee said to katie c the giant potato. Katie c the giant potato then got out cupcake ingredients and then katie c the giant potato and ryan weatherbee started making cupcakes. Ryan weatherbee set the oven for 60000 degrees and then katie c the giant potato put the bowl of cupcake batter straight inside the oven and then set the timer for 26 hours.
"Lets paint our nails while we wait" katie c the giant potato said to ryan weatherbee.
"ok" ryan weatherbee said to katie c the giant potato. Katie c the giant potato then got out her nail polish and ryan weatherbee chose the color black and started painting his nails black while katie c the giant potato painted hers rainbow colors and then a woman with a tasteful side bob crashed her car through katie c the giant potato's kitchen. The woman with the tasteful side bob walked into the demolished kitchen and ryan weatherbee couldnt believe who the woman with the tasteful side bob was. Ryan weatherbee was so excited to see his stylish mother, Jen PUMA standing in front of him.
"mom" ryan weatherbee cried out.
"Hi why did you crash into my kitchen" katie c the giant potato asked jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother.
"Get away from her ryan shes EVIL!!" jen puma, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother called out and then she karate chopped katie c the giant potato into a bunch of french fries.
"Hi mom why did you karate chop that potato" ryan weatherbee asked jen PUMA, his stylish mom.
"Hi ryan that potato is a known criminal she poisons cupcakes and then gives them to little children and then the children die" jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mom said to ryan weatherbee.
"oh ok can you help me find my bass guitar?" Ryan weatherbee asked jen PUMA, his stylish mother.
"Ryan i came here to save you from this dimension your great aunt martha is at the end of this rope in the treehouse" jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother said to ryan weatherbee gesturing to the rope tied around her foot and leading outside into the sky.
"but mom i cant leave without my beloved bass guitar" ryan weatherbee said to jen PUMA, his stylish mother. Then all of a sudden jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother felt a tug on her rope and then the two looked outside and saw martha, ryan weatherbee's great aunt, plumiting from the sky. Martha, ryan weatherbee's great aunt, fell down in the middle of the street and was run over by 6 trucks and then died.
"oh no great aunt martha was run over by 6 trucks & is now dead thats so upsetting" jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother said.
"oh well i gotta go find my bass guitar bye" ryan weatherbee said to jen PUMA, his stylish mother.
"But what about me how am i supposed to get out of this dimension?" Jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother, asked ryan weatherbee.
"idk" ryan weatherbee said to jen PUMA, his stylish mother. Katie c the giant potato's fridge then opened and then sucked jen PUMA, ryan weatherbee's stylish mother, into it and she screamed and ryan weatherbee watched it happen. Then a girl named kelli walked in the kitchen and said "I poop once a week." Then the entire kitchen burst into flames because ryan weatherbee had set the oven to 6000 degrees and then ryan weatherbee fell through the burning kitchen floor and was transported to Malibu california and couldnt believe what he saw.
Find out what ryan weatherbee saw in the next chapter of the adventures of ryan bass.
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