THE RETURN OF RYAN BASS - Chapter 18 FINALE

CHAPTER 18

"No" jodie foster said then she went back into space to continue her steamy romance with her alien boyfriends. Then kesha started singing "tik tok" while spinning on the floor like zoe from zoom in the zoom intro & then ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball went & started dancing on a sink in the middle of the road along with the other giant tennis balls in torlando tlorida. Ryan weatherbee saw a familiar face come up in the streets & realized it was princess bryan lamp & prince ryan KID & they walked up to ryan weatherbee & quin roseboom the giant tennis ball.
"cool party" prince ryan KID said to ryan weatherbee.
"oh RYAN KID!! youre such a generious GOOSE!!" princess bryan lamp said to prince ryan KID then he tickled prince ryan KID's chin & then prince ryan KID had a seizure but then princess bryan lamp shoved his entire back hair mane into prince ryan KID's mouth & then prince ryan KID immediately stopped shaking & then they both started dancing on an additional sink in the middle of the road. Then mike mike who likes his goose licked walked up with his goose & looked at quin roseboom the giant tennis ball.
"hi im mike mike do you wanna lick my goose?" mike mike asked quin roseboom the giant tennis ball.
"um" quin roseboom the giant tennis ball said.
"do it quin...its very nice." ryan weatherbee said to quin roseboom the giant tennis ball then quin roseboom the giant tennis ball licked mike mike's goose & mike mike smiles satisfactorily.
"that was nice" mike mike said to quin roseboom the giant tennis ball then he walked into a portipotti & saw kelli who poops once a week then kelli immediately licked mike mike's goose & then they got married 3 seconds later inside the portipotty & then kelli who poops once a week got pregnant 6 seconds after their marriage & then she gave birth 7 seconds after she got pregnant inside the portipotty & then the baby fell down the portipotty hole & was lost forever so then kelli who poops once a week & mike mike left & went to punta canna & tanned on the beach until they were completely black. Then angelina milkdud popped out of kesha's left nostril & started crying because someone called her a buzzkill so then she took her clothes off & put a towel on her butt & cried & then brighid whos dating the rock showed up with the rock & then she sat on an actual rock & gave life advice to angelina milkdud while spilling coffee on her. Then ryan weatherbee looked at quin roseboom the giant tennis ball.
"here i got you something" ryan weatherbee said to quin roseboom the giant tennis ball & then he pulled out a two part necklace that said "i love you" on one part & "i know" on the other & then quin roseboom the giant tennis ball smiled & put his part of the necklace on & kissed ryan weatherbee & then ariana grande showed up & so ryan weatherbee jumped on her & shaved her eyebrows off & took his index finger back & put it back on his hand & now he was finally completely back together & he had found quin roseboom the giant tennis ball & had his beloved bass guitar & he was so happy.
"im finally completely back together & i found you, quin roseboom the giant tennis ball & i have my beloved bass guitar & im so happy" ryan weatherbee said to quin roseboom the giant tennis ball as they danced on a sink then miranda cosgrove walked up to ryan weatherbee & said "im pregnant with your child" & then the entire city of torlando tlorida gasped in shock & had strokes and ryan weatherbee couldnt handle this information so he died again.

the end.