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Jessizoid

Interior Crocodile Alligator; I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

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  • Jessizoid
    Interior Crocodile Alligator;
    I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
    May 2020
  • Jessizoid
    VFK really be out here supporting thot culture. I'm in awe.
    November 2019
  • Jessizoid
    California dreamin' on such a winters day...
    September 2019
  • Jessizoid
    Whose idea was it to make the sand castle competition medieval themed? Hit me up, I just want to talk.
    July 2019
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      For real though, I had such a good idea for an entry and now I can't use it because of this theme.
    • VFK_Mintie
      VFK_Mintie
      Hello Jessizoid! :)
      You can build either a normal Sand Castle, or a Medieval Sand Castle for the 2019 Medieval Sand Castle Competition!
      You can also find out more information about the Competition on the VFK homepage! http://www.virtualfamilykingdom.com/
      I hope this helps!
      -Mintie
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      Phew awesome, I was worried that all entries had to pertain to the theme. Thanks Mintie!
  • Jessizoid
    If y'all haven't seen Spider-Man: Far From Home yet, you're missing out on a good time.
    July 2019
  • Butterflykisses → Jessizoid

    HI :) was wondering about the ladybug things your have? and what the price is on them...

    thanks

    Butterflykisses :)♥

    June 2019
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      Hi Butterfly! Unfortunately, I don't have any ladybug things for trade, but rather I'm currently looking to buy them. Sorry for the confusion!
  • Jessizoid
    #Adulting is booking a solo-vacation on the other side of the country because that's the only way to get some actual relaxation and alone time.
    June 2019
  • Lauryn
    Lauryn → Jessizoid
    Please make me a signature!
    May 2019
  • Jessizoid
    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
    April 2019
  • Jessizoid
    Happy first night of Hanukkah everyone. ^^
    December 2018
  • Jessizoid
    Another day, another event where I don't make it into the queue! Life is so good in 2018!
    November 2018
  • Jessizoid
    私は明日死ぬことを願っています！
    October 2018
  • Jessizoid
    Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
    October 2018
  • rain_shadow
    rain_shadow → Jessizoid
    Great profile!!!!
    October 2018
  • Kitten
    Kitten → Jessizoid
    I'm on now!
    August 2018
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      I'm online now too! I'll come find you!
  • Jessizoid
    誰もが私を憎む！
    August 2018
  • Jessizoid
    私は地球最大の失望です！
    June 2018
  • Jessizoid
    I wanna d i e.
    January 2018
  • Jessizoid
    Do u kno de wey
    January 2018
  • Jessizoid
    SCREECH
    January 2018
  • Jessizoid
    MERRY CRISIS
    December 2017
  • Jessizoid
    RIP VFK's Servers.
    November 2017
  • Jessizoid
    "Can I have your HOST hat? ..........I'm never going to wear it, I just want it."
    November 2017
  • Jessizoid
    Literally my favorite thing of all time is when...

    ME: Hey [title] could you please not use your fairy magic right now? It's giving me bad lag... :)
    THEM: *completely and utterly ignores every word I said*
    ME: Okay yes that is fine, I love to suffer in silence.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    November 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      OKAY BUT EVEN BETTER IS WHEN...

      ME: *after 10 attempts of communicating politely* YO [title] CAN U BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS AND PLS NOT USE YOUR FAIRY MAGIC RIGHT NOW??? I GOT BAD LAG MAN.
      THEM: Wow um rude???? Ask nicely and maybe I'll consider but otherwise NO I can DO WHAT I WANT!
      ME: *smashing my head against my desk*

      Like... come on man. Can u not read. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • EleanorRose
      EleanorRose
      just a FYI.. If you kindly ask a person to stand still as a fairy the wings will stop moving and it causes zero lag and will be no problem.. :)
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      This was.................... a joke.......................... humor........................ to cover up the fact that I've given up................ :)))))))
    • MistyMew
      MistyMew
      I found these really funny!
    • EleanorRose
      EleanorRose
      oh lol
  • Jessizoid
    [Ike voice] You'll get no sympathy from me.
    November 2017
  • Jessizoid
    ♪ WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THAT'S AMORE. ♪
    October 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      ♪ WHEN YOU SWIM IN A CREEK AND AN EEL BITES YOUR CHEEK, THAT'S A MORAY. ♪
  • Jessizoid
    I'M LAUGHING AT VFK'S SERVERS RN
    October 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      RIP VFK'S SERVERS
      OCTOBER 27TH 2017
      6:15PM to 6:26PM EDT
  • Jessizoid
    Antique Shop Summary: Disappointed but not surprised.
    October 2017
  • Squid
    Squid → Jessizoid
    Are you by chance trading your set of 2010 halloween ballgowns? If so, what are your wants?
    October 2017
    • Jessizoid
      Jessizoid
      No, I'm not trading them, sorry!! If I change my mind in the future I'll let you know though.
  • Jessizoid
    I log into VFK.

    History: Alive.
    Ages: Epic.
    Dragons: Lagging.

    I forcibly crash and am escorted from VFK.
    October 2017